Chestnut trees are very brittle, and large branches (sometimes 400 mm in diameter) often snap in storms. I have realised that matters are made worse if branches are forced to grow upwards by being planted too close together, since the branches of trees that have plenty of space grow downwards until they reach the ground, which supports them. Hence the tree that has suffered the most fractures is the centre one of three, with the third, which is flanked on the other side by a walnut, a close second. I was starting to instal the props last autumn, but was to late for one branch of the fourth big chestnut, which is quite separate from the others. A big low branch that came close to the ground split under the weight of the crop . I had a man come to quote in lifting it with machinery so I could prop it, but by the time he arrived the top arm of the split had fractured, which the you could see the stress fracture in the lower (Figs. 1, 2). So lifting was not an option, s what I did was what I should have done in the first place, which is to prop it as it was. With spring it burst into leaf, which is hard to believe given how little of the trunk is left. Either this will peter out in the summer and die off, or else it may struggle on, perhaps with half the branches dying off In the latter case, the branch will remain as a mighty ruin.

This really motivated me to attend to the other trees, especially the big Number One tree, which is the one that spreads the most (Fig. 3).
Unfortunately, on the north side the branches cross the neighbour’s boundary. The branches on this side were lopped years ago, but have grown vertical trunks. I managed to head off the neighbour’s efforts to cut back hard to the fence line, and to get them to let me prune it more sensitively so that it is well free of their house. Fortunately they were away for a couple of weeks, so I pruned it again the other day. Seen from there side of the fence they get a wonderful leafy cave (with daffodils and bluebells beneath in late winter and early spring); the view from my side is not so good. I propped these branches. Much too big is a whopper trunk that grows upwards over the Woodshed Temple. It must be 600 mm in diameter lower down, and then goes up almost vertically at the fence line. Because it does not extend laterally very far I hope that it is secure. To prop it I would need to put a 5 metre pole up in the narrow space between Temple and fence line.
This left the south side of Number One, which has the longest branches, which extend as squiggly snakes for tens of metres (Fig. 6). There have been some fractures, but several of the branches reach the ground. Some have split, but because they were so close to the ground, the splits are not too bad. I levered these off the ground and put low props under them, partly to be able to clear around them properly (these areas have been impenetrable for years), and partly for fear that the branches resting on the ground would rot. Yet one branch could not be lifted, and seemed to have taken root (Fig. 4).=

I was not sure if this was what really happened, until I lopped one small branch off another big one, and when I pulled it out of the ground it had roots growing out of it (Fig. 5).

So it seems that chestnuts layer like rhododendrons, and theoretically could propagate themselves over a considerable distance in this way. It is very Fanghorn forest. So my levering off the ground was actually unnecessary, and possibly harmful. The higher props, however are very necessary. The biggest worry are high branches that are 300 mm or so in diameter and extend laterally 20 m or more. One of these actually rests on another below it (Fig. 6).

This seems to be a breakage waiting to happen, and I am debating whether this warrants an 5 metre pole as a support. It would be both difficult to attach at the top (my ladders don’t go this high) and unsightly.
I gradually evolved a way of installing the props (Fig. 7).

These big trunks are surprisingly rigid, even 10 metres out, so are hard to lift. I look for a flat point in the right place and drop a vertical, where I place a sole plate of treated pine about 400 to 500 m long by 200 wide and 50 thick, which is dug a little into the ground. Then I measure the pole distance, plus a bit. I prop the pole at an angle and then put a strap of plastic garden edging over the branch which is screwed to the pole on both sides with hex head tek screws. (These are the only screws to use if you want to be able to disassemble things at a later date.) Then with the back of a wood splitter (i.e. a mallet) I bash the lower part of the pole and the sole plate toward the vertical, using a spirit level to get it right. This is enough to put pressure on the pole and plate to keep it all in place. Then I screw the pole to the plate, and cover the plate a bit. This is now quite firm. The trick, of course, is to do the job in winter (actually late spring now) before the chestnuts add extra weight, but at the moment the bulbs have died back and access is easier.
I measured the circumferences of the tree approximately with the metal tape (Fig. 3). It is is about 4.4 metres.

































Neo-baroque Hobbits: Wooden Architecture and Subterranean Art Deco
I finally caught up with the second instalment of the Hobbit movie on Virgin flights to and from Sydney (half going and half returning). It was that or a choice of 6 Planet of the Apes movies. While I found the first instalment unwatchable, I actually got into the second half of the second. This was because the architectural special effects were better. (And the dwarves were slightly less irritating: Balin almost transformed himself from a joke into a character.) The whole project is so derivative of the Lord of the Rings that there is no sense of wonder, and the special effects are, on the whole, unconvincing, largely because they are too quick. James Cameron in avatar understood that you need time to digest the wonder of special effects, or they merely flick by. In Hobbit 2 the elf city is dreadful, the tackiest of sets that makes the sets and special effects of a 19 50s sci-fi movie look good.
But things look up with the lake city, which has interesting northern European woodwork everywhere reminiscent of the timber churches of Finland and Russia, or the wooden houses of the Hanseatic ports. And there was a delightful Baroque touch with Stephen Fry as the king of the lake city (a character not in the book as I recall). Stephen Fry is hammy at the best of times, and effectively destroyed the storyteller’s illusion when he appeared as a policeman in Gosford Park. But here his hamminess is in keeping with the hamminess of the whole. In one of those long lingering shots of the faces of actors trying to be expressive that Jackson is fond of using—how many times did we get the Bilbo Baggins ‘confused and worried’ expression lingering on screen, or an elf’s digitally enhanced blue eyes staring at the camera trying to convey something of his elvish nature?—Stephen Fry’s face is surprisingly mobile, and his character surprisingly interesting for a Peter Jackson character. And, of course, he was dressed up in fully Baroque king-raiment, which was rather splendid. There was a nasty little adviser lifted from the Lord of the Rings but without the point, since while Stephen Fry’s character may have been a buffoon he wasn’t, and didn’t need to be, under the adviser’s spell: he had plenty of kingly authority; it is just that he is an anachronism. Of course, you are meant to sympathise with the communistic radical Bard the Bowman (who happens to be young, energetic and handsome, rather than a boring old fart), but in their exchanges I sympathised with the king and his dilemma.
The visual effects of the dwarf city under the mountain were rather good art deco crossed with romanesque cathedral crossed with subterranean MONA (although we have been her before in Lord of the Rings). There were some nice Piranesian shots (but all gone before you could digest them). The halls filled with dragon treasure in which Smaug was buried were rather good—significantly this is a scene that is quite vivid in the book. The plotting was deeply silly and essentially padding, like the whole trilogy. We all know from the book that Smaug is brought down by Bard the Bowman over the lake city by targeting his weak point discovered by Bilbo, which is an essential part of the mythic structure of the plot. But being a movie there had to be a big battle with Smaug in the dwarves’ caves. As in Total Recall, there is some unbelievably vast machinery that is ready to go only has to be reactivated by pulling on a lever (but seemingly started up as well by Smaug’s fiery breath). The technology is basic but large scale, and seems to be gold smelting. My heart sunk at one point when suspended mine carts appeared: not the chase through mine tunnels again, having just had half an hour of barrels! But they managed to avoid most (if not all) of that cliché.
By implausibly elaborate means this all results in Smaug being confronted by a giant gold statue of a dwarf king, which then melts and fills a vast hall with liquid gold in which Smaug disappears. Then he pops up again all gilded, looking like he had hopped off a chinoiserie garden pavilion. This makes him mean, I mean really mean, crying ‘wevenge!, wevenge! (or am I getting this mixed up with another movie?) so he flies off to attack the lake city, the gilding having disappeared. The film ends here. Talk about a phony climax! We are denied the true climax—Smaug’s attack on the lake city—and instead get much pointless (if visually arresting) fooling around with molten gold, which has nothing to do with Smaug’s downfall. Not to mention all the other loose ends. Even the middle part of a trilogy needs some kind of narrative unity. The reason why Lord of the Rings worked was that Tolkien’s plot was watertight, and this carried you over any Jacksonian tackiness of staging. In The Hobbit Jackson and his collaborators are stuck with having to be faithful to a rather thin plot and jazzing up the spectacle. The result is a great deal of plot irrelevance, whch makes you lose interest in the spectacle.
Incidentally, the art historian in me wants to work backwards from the movie to create an accurate ‘restitution’ (to use Pierre de La Ruffinière du Prey’s favourite word) of what the dwarf palace was really like. But I guess architectural consistency is too much to expect.